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Random Thoughts in the Airplane Loo

April 9, 2010

When I used the loo in the Air Asia Airplane a couple of random thoughts popped through my mind…

Image: 1000 Awesome Things

Thought #1  “Ugh. High toilet seat! Height is definitely an advantage here. It must a bit easier for taller women to pee. No body talks about it, but women DO NOT sit on public toilets. Strong glutes are needed so as not to let your bum touch the yucky seats, but when the seat is too high, strong muscles wont help much.”

Thought #2 “Man, the mile high club concept is so over-rated! Movies make them looks so sexy, but in reality I can’t imagine why anyone would wanna do it! Hannibal Lecter was right about all the germs floating about in-flight and the toilets are a cesspool of germs. I’d definitely wipe anything with alcohol before touching anything! So NOT sexy.

Thought #3 “I hate the super loud airplane toilet flush! It makes me feel like I’m about to get sucked down the toilet and flushed out to the sky! Waaaaah!”

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