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WHY ALWAYS ME? Mario Balotelli vs Inanimate Objects

June 29, 2012

If you were like me last night, rooting for Germany in the Euro 2012 Semifinals against Italy, then Mario Balotelli must be in your s#$% list. However we have to give honor where it is due. The guys scored two goals in 16 minutes. WOW. The funny thing with Mario Balotelli is that as coordinated as he is with a football, he seems to have an ongoing battle against all other inanimate objects. Some videos of him battling with a BIB, struggling with a Christmas Cake and other pictures of his antics. This is my interpretation of his “WHY ALWAYS ME?” T-shirt – LOL! 

mario balotelli why always me t shirt

LET’S START WITH MARIO BALOTELLI’S PROWESS WITH A FOOTBALL…

  • Last night after he had TWO brilliant goals. First goal at at 0:43  and then at 1:29. The second goals you can see better here.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnFw7PzTG6I]

  • Mario Balotelli scoring with his shoulder like a boss… (sorry below was the best video I could find)

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsMvq9gbNw0]

 

MARIO BALOTELLI VS OTHER INANIMATE OBJECTS (aside from a football)

 

Mario Balotelli cannot dress himself OR MARIO VS THE BIB

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYU-SeVofHs]

 

Mario vs Christmas Cake & Santa (Cake decorating starts at to 2:30 – 3:39)

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5xFNVaqkEdI]

 

Mario Balotelli vs Sports Drink

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nwzcDemswNk]

 Mario vs Yoga Mat

mario balotelli vs inanimate objects yoga mat via

 

MORE CRAZY BALOTELLI MOMENTS:

  • Of course after scoring a second goal in last night’s game he immediately rips his shirt off and flexes his muscle. (Only Mario Balotelli!) He automatically gets yellow carded after.

Photograph: Tony Gentile/Reuters via

germany vs italy football semi finals via

  • Car crash (August 2010): Just days after signing for City, Balotelli hits the headlines after crashing his Audi R8 en route to the club’s training ground.

Balotelli is found to be carrying £5,000 in cash at the time of the accident and when police ask why, he reportedly replies: “Because I am rich.”

  • Firework incident (October 2011): The Italian has another run-in with the emergency services after a firework is set off in the bathroom of his home, triggering a fire. The next day, he scores in the Manchester derby and celebrates by revealing a T-shirt which reads: “Why always me?”

 

  • Failed (pirouette) trick shot that got him automatically substituted in the friendly with in LA Galaxy.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6t_FCQ6Vc]

Balotelli is definitely a character that can’t help but catch attention aye? What do you think of Balotelli and his shirt-ripping-muscle-flexing move? Badass or show-off? Let’s discuss!

Let’s end with this cool video…

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=IWs9TQIplPs]

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  1. Maria Alyssa says

    July 1, 2012 at 12:51 AM

    I don’t hate Mario Balotelli but I don’t like him either. I like Manchester United more than City and second I was also rooting for Germany to be in the Euro Cup finals >.< at least these videos made me laugh despite losing from a huge football bet.

    Nice post! 🙂

    Reply
    • diplomaticwife says

      July 5, 2012 at 7:43 PM

      Hahaha… well as Ricky Olivares says, he certainly added some flair to the competition. Glad to have made you laugh despite the loss of our beloved GER (Schweinski FOREVER!)

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